statuary warn(e)ing

So Dean Jones (or as we like to call him, professor deano) is in legal (lol) trouble for his remark, while referring to his good mate Shane Warne's latest goof up.. and no I dont mean the one with Liz hurley.. I mean the one with RCA.. "people at RCA should lick his feet for the amount of effort he has put for Rajasthan in the IPL".. well, whats so wrong there.. lick, kiss, go bazooka on his feet, hands, wrists fingures.. really anything you can lay your hands on.. and no, I dont get aroused by fair men, its the sportsman in him that i admire : chirpy, canny, a stalwart, a master of the game, probably the greatest spinner on the face of the earth, a mentor to the young blood, what else do you need?

Besides, in a country where Ajmal kasab, a mass murder is awaiting his legal trial, Deano can have a beer(or forty), go to bahama's and maybe even start reading a book.. the court aint hearing prof!

so west indies huh.. mmmm pass

So the Ipl ends and west indies begins.. and our stars say to themselves.. we just won the world cup.. and we just earned ourselves millions of dollars while pretending to take ipl seriously.. what the heck would we do in west indies?? have seen enuf of booty dancin, calypso beats, maan this maan that.. nothin new there.. yawwnn am not gonna go..

enters gautam gambhir (who rely shud have been rested, as a reward for winning us the final with that brilliant knock of his).. and few lads, who have been tested in the past but dint exactly set the stage on fire.. lets see if they can do something this time around..

Duncan Fletcher.. you must be kidding me

Cant help but dread the next two years for the Indian Cricket team. A former Zimbabwe player, with negligible international experience, fit to be called grandpa by most players in the Indian team would be their coach!!! Me thinks BCCI took the fatherly figure tag bit too seriously :P

And to top it all, he has to fill Guru Gary's shoes. South African legend, tonnes of international experience, coached a team full of stalwarts and young guns, and handling the volatile Indian fans.. Tough ask..

Lets hope Fletcher doesn't do a Greg chappel here..